It has recently come to my attention that I don’t shop very much. It’s not a conscious thing; I just get busy doing other shit on the weekend, and then one day I’m all, “wow, I don’t have a single shirt that doesn’t have pit stains.” And that’s when I hit up H&M. And then within another week, I’m facing the same conundrum.

Anyway, I’ve lately gotten to wondering whether this behavior is normal or not. I have a sneaking suspicion that it isn’t…but what constitutes normal, anyway?

What about you? What are your dirty, secret shopping habits?

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