All right, time for a little honesty up in this piece: you’re not all virgins, are you?

I didn’t think so, you unrepentant whores. So that begs the question: will you wear white if and when you get married or otherwise formally committed to a loving partner, or will you tell the truth with something more appropriate, like red, or black?

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