The luxury shoe market is tough; designers trying to cash in on statement accessories are going increasingly outrageous in their aesthetic and (often) increasingly hideous. Christian Louboutin‘s recent SEX shoes comes to mind, as they manage to be ugly, cutesy and boring all at once. Anyway, we thought the current must-have Prada shoe was any of several variations on the hot rod heel… but these cigarette smoking sandals have upped the ante.

Yup, the otherwise plain old patent leather ankle straps come with a pair of leather lips, a leather cigarette and leather smoke. Although they’ll set you back $900, they’ll pay for themselves in new MySpace friends.

(via Sea of Shoes)