OK, not really.

I’m actually just shoe shopping.

6pm.com - Nine West Yeager boots

6pm.com - Nine West Yeager boots

One of my favorite footwear destinations, 6pm.com – (i.e. the birthplace of my now-legendary gorgeous pink suede boots) is having an absolutely ridiculous Thanksgiving sale. Like, ridiculous as in beyond the scope of human understanding. Check it out:

Thursday, November 26 (note: promos will be running until Sunday)

All Diesel Sunglasses 65% off

Select DC Footwear 65% off

All Frankie B Jeans $39.95

All Aquatalia Footwear $39.95

All Original Penguin Footwear and Apparel 60% off

“Black” Friday, November 27

All Free People Apparel 60% off

All Polliwalks Kids Footwear $6.95

All Nine West Footwear $9.95

All Skullcandy 60% off

All Flip Videos $49.95

Saturday, November 28

Select Donald J. Pliner Footwear and Bags 80% off

All Gotta Flurt Footwear $6.95

All Brixton Accessries 70% off

All Nixon Accessories 60% off

Select Circa Skate Footwear $14.95

All BCBG Generation Footwear 80% off

Sunday, November 29

Marc by Marc Jacobs Sunglasses $39.95

All PF Flyers Footwear 60% off

Select RSVP Boots $19.95

All Bass Footwear $14.95

All Gabriella Rocha Footwear and Apparel $6.95

“Cyber” Monday, November 30

All Heelys Kids Footwear $19.95

All La Canadienne Footwear 70% off

All Ed Hardy Apparel 60% off

All Cole Haan Footwear 70% off

PLUS: Free Shipping!

I’m faklempt. God bless America.