Remember how, about a month ago, Rachel Zoe received a monogrammed Louis Vuitton diaper bag for her rugrat Skyler and maybe you paused for a moment and felt some feelings about conspicuous consumption, shameless logo-whoring and maybe even exploiting children to be super! cute! on-trend! fashion accessories?

Maybe you didn’t think those thoughts, but if you missed your chance, the uber-stylist just described her spawn’s expanding designer show collection thusly:

“There’s an incredible pair of Bottega Venetta ones, there’s Hermes, and then there’s a pair of Gucci slip-ons with the little bit on them. Pretty maj. And there’s a pair of Tod’s driving loafers.”

I don’t have anything more to offer. Either you think this is insufferable or you don’t.

(via Styleite)