What Madonna reinvention could these pants possibly be part of? Is she doing a “matronly track suit” song? What about an impending MC Hammer sample/revival? Is she going the insect chic route a la Isabella Rossellini’s “Green Porn”? Either way, these pants do not make any sense. Good thing she travels with Jesus Luz. People will be so busy looking at him that they might not notice THE PANTS. Which are apparently printed with ANTS. I mean, really, Madonna.