Hi, Summer! Did you and Seth ever end up getting back together? Are you still sad about Marissa dying? I totally understand if you’re not. I mean, I get that she was your friend and everything, but she was kind of annoying and that whole fake-lesbian thing was so contrived.

Oh, right. Back to the real world, where you are the person Rachel Bilson and not the character Summer Roberts. But, if that’s the case, then why are you wearing that? Did you confuse The OC with 90210 and yourself for seasons 1-3 Brenda Walsh? Because that is really the only explanation for this. The bra top… the cutout… the unfortunate pleats… it’s just not good. And you don’t even have early-90s Aaron Spelling campiness to explain it away.