At first I was all like, “Britney Spears hosting an evening dedicated to style is like Entertainment Weekly hosting an evening dedicated to relevance!” Then I punched myself in the face for thinking like an idiot. Anyway, I was going to savage all the people therein and be a total jerk about this until I read the following (at StyleBistro)

An Evening of “Southern Style” was presented by the St. Bernard Project and Britney Spears on May 11, 2011 in Beverly Hills, California. The mission of the St. Bernard Project is to create housing opportunities so that Hurricane Katrina survivors can return to their homes and communities. Britney Spears, who is a native of Louisiana, has teamed up with the St. Bernard Project to bring the families back home. The event included a sit-down dinner of fine Southern cuisine, featuring traditional Louisiana dishes straight from the kitchen of the Spears family.

So, instead, I’m going to try and say something nice in every panel. HERE GOES.