The Kentucky Derby (or “the Derb” as EIC Jennifer Wright likes to call it*) happened this weekend. Apart from a few tasteful day dresses and the following baby, the Derby’s red carpet was essentially a place for D-Listers to wear stupid hats in the vain hope that this Getty photograph won’t be their last. Why hello, Kate Gosselin.

Here is something I like that happened at the Kentucky Derby this weekend:

(Babies can wear all the silly hats they desire!)

And here is something that upset me:


So, here are the photos.

*Just kidding! No one likes to call it that!