Okay. Look. We do these Red Carpet Rundown galleries on a bell curve. In other words, there is a finite number of attendees in a finite number of looks, and it is our task to divide those attendees into “best,” “worst,” and “boring” categories. Please remind yourself that often, the “best” dressed distinction is given on a relative basis. And so concludes my brief apology for including some stuff that isn’t very awesome. But, come on, it’s a music industry awards show. There’s only so much I can not hate.