So we already shared our picks for best dressed and worst dressed at the Golden Globes, but the fact of the matter is red carpet fashion is about as exciting as white bread with the crust cut off. With a few reliable exceptions–Tilda Swinton, Helena Bonham Carter, Bjork, Cate Blanchett–red carpet gowns are the fashion equivalent of a life preserver: there to make sure you stay afloat and about as thoughtfully designed. Let’s take a look at the most boring and predictable gowns, and a few that neither qualified as “best” or “worst.”