Although we can’t rely on the Grammys for 1) good taste, 2) discretion, 3) subtlety, 4) genuine style, or 5) relevance, we can absolutely rely on the Grammys for heinously ugly outfits, tacky minidresses and terrible decisions. Which is to say, there’s a red carpet there and Kim Kardashian will show up. But wait! There’s more!