Apparently, tights adorned with rhinestones are no longer relegated to Rockettes, Lady Gaga, and sixth graders performing in year-end dance recitals. They’re now gracing the pages of Vogue — and in this case, they’re not just cheap old rhinestones, they’re Swarovski crystals, on hosiery by Zac Posen.

What does this mean? Well, it means that when you get drunk and fall down into a pile of slushy, dirty snow in front of your taxicab this year, you won’t just be ruining something that you dug out of your closet from Halloween, circa 2007. You’ll be ruining the most expensive thing you own! Well played.