"Who needs human lips?"

There was a time when Lindsay Lohan showing up meant your nightclub/event space/opium den was super buzzy and that many marginal reality television stars would follow in her glittery wake. Alas, it would seem the Lohan name is now as brand-diminishing as “Snooki” or “Dancing With the Stars contestant–“.

We took notice last night when WWD tweeted that LiLo had showed up to the Marc Jacobs afterparty and then, minutes later, tweeted she had abruptly left. …Which sounded unusual, much less for Lohan, who usually takes the time to fall over or exhibit violence when she arrives places.

We weren’t the only one to suspect something odd. The Observer‘s party reporter Nate Freeman claims Lohan was ejected, and never should have made it that far in the first place. This was all of one night after the surreal-sounding V party, where Lohan allegedly threw a full drink (and drew blood) at a photographer for having the audacity to take a photo. You’d think, if Lohan hated having her picture taken, she wouldn’t have shown up to fashion week.

In the past, the irreverent Jacobs has never had a problem associating with troubled or kitschy starlets, but he may be more worried than usual about his public image: after all, Lindsay Lohan isn’t very Dior.

[UPDATE: The Cut places Lohan at the scene for much longer than WWD’s 6 minutes]

(via Styleite, WWD Twitter)

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