A picture says 1000 words. We always thought that expression was kind of bullshit. However, this picture demonstrates a valuable lesson: no matter how wealthy, thin, or conventionally attractive you are–even if you’re draped in thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes and accessories–you can still look fucking ridiculous. Here’s another shot of Sarah Jessica Parker and Elizabeth Hurley at Flemington Racecourse for Crown Oaks Day in Melbourne, Australia/this hallucination you’re having. It’s worth noting that Parker is currently on some kind of surreal headgear Australian tour.

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