At a ladies lunch in Melbourne, Australia, Sarah Jessica Parker showed up wearing the most winningest hat of them all. Designed by Philip Treacy, who of course was also behind this year’s other winning hat, Parker’s fascinator has certainly given us all something to think about.

To me, it looks like a cross between a slug and a slinky. The grimace on her face would also lead me to believe that she’s having a really hard time keeping it on. I don’t know what the thing is made of, but among other problems it looks heavy, and like it’s blocking her view, and like she might be straining her arms out to the side like that not to wave adoringly at her audience, but to keep her balance.

What do you think?