Karl Lagerfeld posed a triple threat in the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar: he was interviewed, photographed the vampire-inspired shoot and served as a model himself.

The spread features his muse Baptiste Giabiconi (below), French actress Clémence Poésy, model Anna Maria Jagodzinska and more.

But most importantly, the editorial’s best scathing Karl one-liner was:

HB: “Who are fashion’s biggest bloodsuckers?”

KL: “Boring people.”

(via Design Scene)