these guys have presents for you

Wish you could order a hot guy to show up at your doorstep with presents? Thanks to the Internet, you can. For one day only.

Cyber Monday is the light at the end of the Thanksgiving weekend tunnel. After several days of jam-packed family togetherness, small talk with your partner’s relatives, and fighting off strangers who are foaming at the mouth for cheap electronics at 4am, it can feel good to kick back in your sweatpants and do something for yourself. But what if shopping for sexy lingerie from the comfort of your own iPad just reminds you that you’re a lonely loser? Don’t worry. One online store has thought of everything.

Adore Me sells reasonably priced underwear, sleepwear, and bras all year long, but their unique Cyber Monday promotion is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. The first 50 customers to make a purchase on December 2 will receive their packages… from attractive male models. In person. A sexy man will arrive at your doorstep and personally hand you a box of underthings. What a time to be alive!

We discovered this crazy deal through our buds at Refinery29, who share our wanky enthusiasm:

Chippendales-style male models. If you’re unfamiliar with Chippendales (or if you’re pretending to be unfamiliar with it), this means a beautiful man wearing pants, a bow tie, and no shirt will bring you lingerie to your door. There are worse things in this world.

I hear that.

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While it’s statistically unlikely that I’ll be one of the first 50 shoppers, I might just have to roll the dice, right? And now I’m wondering how we could go about expanding this kind of service elsewhere. Could I get a Justin Timberlake lookalike to deliver me dark chocolate truffles? Make it happen, universe.

Via Refinery29 / Photos: Shutterstock, Tumblr