Look, Silicon Valley tech-founders, you don’t need to get dressed up. Julia Allison already wants to date you. Okay, fine, Julia Allison also some other women. Your nerdiness is part of your charm. Women with founder fetish appreciate your Mom jeans and T-shirts with esoteric mathematical equations on them. You don’t need to be chic. Because I don’t need to read articles about Silicon Valley chic where you come to revelations like “what if I wore a suit to work every day?”

That said, Saboteur, the new company that’s attempting to define “silicon valley chic” does at least seem like it’s taking the needs of its consumers into account as “the blazers are cut especially slim, making them perfect to slip over that T-shirt you’ve become attached to.”  Well, that’s all well and good, but how will people read the super cool equation across the front?