Well, it’s finally happened. My mother knew this day was coming as soon as brides started wearing strapless gowns. What a bunch of hussies. Now, German bridal house Kaviar Gauche has done the inevitable and designed a g-string wedding dress.

The dress is pretty much exactly what it sounds like — it has a long, sheer veil and underneath, a thong-th-thong-thong-thong with some latex-looking material covering the breasts. And that’s it. That’s the whole dress. So conceptual.

Here’s the back: