At the risk of sounding like a crazy person, I live all year for moments like this.

My friends, get ready: It’s Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale Time! We are talking 25-50% off bras, 20-50% off clothing, and more. NOTHING excites me like the words “panties: 3.99 and up” and yet…that’s what I see on my screen, right now!

Birthday depression = over. At least until credit card depression starts.

Sadly, my beloved Miraculous Bra is not on sale this time around. Buy it anyway!