Stacy Keibler is George Clooney’s new girlfriend. That means that she shows up with him to events, looks pretty, gets her picture taken, and then their contract ends in about two years.

Keibler got her new job relationship off to a good start today at the Paris premiere of Clooney’s new film, “The Ides of March,” when she was photographed with her double-sided tape showing (whore!). Here is the malfunction, from several angles: