Stephanie Seymour’s husband (with whom she is undergoing a messy divorce battle) claims that her favorite cocktail is alcohol mixed with pills. She had to go in for drug testing, and we have to come up with some inspired new cocktails!

The Vanit-ini: 1 shot of Vodka, 1 Valium,  1 Viagra: You’re up and then you’re down and then you’re up again!

The purr-fect cocktail: Pernod and Percocet: Everyone else will be green with envy.

The P&Q: 1 Qualuude and Perrier Jouet: The flowers on that bottle of Perrier Jouet never looked prettier.