Lesbians! They’re everywhere!
This is real. This is a screencap of real copy posted to a real website written by (presumably) real people. It is from a Spring trend round-up on Style.com and it blew our office’s collective mind. Perhaps our favorite part is where they suggest that if you put a bunch of “attractive young women” into one industry, they might start fucking! Is this satire? Are we making all of this up? Did the author actually write “seriously: trying to catch a straight man in fashion is like trying to catch a rainbow”?
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF