While you are going about your day heading to and from class and work and all your myriad responsibilities and pretending in the back of your head that you are actually glamorous, 5’9″ superstar Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift is going from awards ceremony to movie premiere to charity gala pretending she is a normal just like you.

According to Taylor Swift, whose tips about red lipstick we should all be following, she selects her outfits every day based on the color of red lipstick she wants to wear, but she selects her shoes based on what type of normal working woman she wants to transform into that day. She told People:

“I really like an oxford high heel for kind of looking more like either a student or like you’re going to work. I don’t know, there’s something [that gives me some normality]. That’s what I kind of like to channel when I’m wearing them.”

Taylor Swift has an Oscar in her future. When Taylor Swift walks to the gym, she is not just walking to the gym. Really she is channeling the inner life of a normal woman in clumpy oxford heels thinking, “I had better get to the gym.”

Taylor Swift is just like us! Wait, no. That’s the opposite of us. When I go to the gym I am not pretending to be a normal lady with a day job. I am pretending to be a bazillionaire superstar who has designer sunglasses and someplace more interesting to go than the gym.


But you know who is not thinking like that? Taylor Swift’s friends. As The Cut points out, Swift maintains she and her friends have completely different styles and would never wear the same clothes because they are totally different people.

“If they see me wearing something, they know it’s because that’s something that represents me and they’ll wear something very different …”

That sounds a lot like someone trying to deflect attention away from the fact that she and BFF Karlie Kloss have already morphed into the same person to us.

(Photos: Pacific Coast News)