It’s a well-known fact among people who know me that I hate football. When my boyfriend revealed to me that he needed to watch “the game” while we were away on vacation this past weekend, it was like he’d torn off his human face to reveal himself to be some sort of alien/insect creature, so I promptly inserted my earplugs and started reading a book about masochism. (True story!) But the people who go to football games often wear things that showcase how much most straight dudes suck at costumes, and I think that’s funny, so here are some pictures.

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