Below is the list reportedly compiled by advisors to LVMH boss Bernard Arnault as replacements for John Galliano as creative director at Christian Dior:

Riccardo Tisci
Tom Ford
Hedi Slimane
Olivier Theyskens
Nicholas Ghesquière
Alber Elbaz
Haider Ackermann
Prabal Gurung
Sarah Burton

Jesus. So, almost every great fashion designer currently living? That’s like finding out your birthday present was racist and then asking for a lifetime supply of milkshakes, a private island and a velociraptor for Christmas.