Are you a woman? Or maybe a minority of some sort? Or just human? Well, at some point Mel Gibson is going to insult you. To figure out what insult he’ll fling at you, you can use this helpful flowchart!
In other things we ponder: would giving Mel Gibson a blowjob not allow you to escape from the house before he burns it down? Does Mel Gibson intend on being inside the burning house in some sort of bizarre suicide pact? Are all Mel Gibson’s houses made with glory holes? – Village Voice