The Pope, constantly on the lookout for falling houses, is hoping his slippers will help him get back to Oz. This sounds like I’m insulting Catholics, somehow, but I’m really just alluding to the fact that they’re bright red. (Apparently they symbolize the blood martyrdom). That, and go Episcopalians, I guess. We’ve got some sassy loafers too. They’re all brown and you can put pennies in them. – Gawker