When you advertise men’s underwear, there are certain things you should probably avoid. One is obvious ejaculation metaphors. Another is the word “surprise.” But online retailer HisTrunks seems to fly in the face of convention as they look for clever ways to get rid of some old inventory:
Do you like surprises? Then try this out for size! HisTrunks.com has tons of samples that we need to get rid of. This mean’s you get a surprise pair of undies/swimwear for way cheap… the only thing is what you get is a surprise! Don’t you worry however, we will make sure you like it.
Nope, doesn’t sound porny at all. Not in the slightest.