I hate to say it, but something about these grandma panties make me want to throw them on and stop sucking in my gut from now until forever. You know what I mean? They just look so comfortable, so forgiving… like I could finally say “fuck it” to that little bulge that appears over the top of my bikini briefs. Just fuck it. I’m wearing grandma panties.

That’s what I’d say.

[Via Daily Candy]