Love your boyfriend but want his package to look heftier? Well, that’s weird because padded underwear isn’t going to help out anyone in a meaningful way (unless you think lumpy junk is insanely alluring).

But! Designer-no-one-has-ever-heard-of-until-this-callous-publicity-stunt Andrew Christian has installed little wads of fake genitalia in his jock boxers and briefs.

Take a look:

Off-putting!

(via Refinery 29)