Jewelry Designer. Humor. Two words that normally go together like “snorkel” and “brain tumor.” Which is to say, not at all. Tom Binns’ freakishly awesome jewelry might be the exception. Instead of actual jewels his Anti-Luxx line uses metal plates etched with words like “Big Fuck Off Diamond” and “Large Sapphire.” Because if jewels could speak, that’s what they would say. That, and “Fuck Yeah, Tom Binns.”