Lederhosen! They’re so hip right now. Rihanna is wearing them! So is Miley Cyrus! Designers are making them, and so is Zara!

We don’t like them because for us, they conjure up distinct visions of certain murderous dictators.


They make people  look like Hitler.

We don’t think we actually need to say any more than that.

Though if we wanted to, we could also point out that they’ll make you look like Miley Cyrus.