When I first saw the advertisement for James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosting the Oscars – wherein he flings a curtain over her screaming “wardrobe malfunction!” I thought “God, it seems like Anne Hathaway and James Franco are on the most awkward first date ever.” And then I thought “wait, there are no nipple slips at the Oscars. That’s a Superbowl thing.” And then I was wrong. Here are the top five. (This year, I’m betting on Paz de la Huerta).[ITPGallery]