TORY BURCH HAS POISONED DAGGERS HIDDEN IN ALL HER TASTEFUL FLATS.
No. No, she doesn’t. This isn’t a James Bond movie, and even if it was, that woman must have been comically good at high kicks. It’s much more sensible to stash your poison daggers in a Tory Burch bag, should you go that route. Which Tory Burch does not go. Because she’s quite nice.
According to Joanna Coles, editor of Cosmopolitan (already on record as liking smart women, as opposed to the editors who comprise their staff solely of gentle sock puppets and sugar gliders). She claims that Tory Burch is not “a monstrous crazy fashion bitch” which… I believe. I also think it would be really fun to knock back martinis with Joanna Coles and talk about who is a monstrous crazy fashion bitch. I mean, I’ve got nothing. She’d have to do most of the talking.
In any event, Tory Burch is on NBC talking about what women want. Freud postulated that the answer to that was “their own way” but I guess “flats with a very recognizable symbol that are okay to walk long distances in” was a close second. I’ll buy it.
Here. Here is a video: