For all of you disturbed people out there who won’t be buying copies of Kim Kardashian‘s wedding dress by Vera Wang because of the whole divorce curse, there’s finally something for you (besides Haldol!): the wedding dress worn by Bella Swan (as played by Kristen Stewart) in Twilight: Glitter Vampires Who Don’t Fuck.

Bridal design house Alfred Angelo has released its exclusive Twilight-sanctioned wedding dress for the seemingly reasonable price of $799. The gown as it appeared in the film was designed by Carolina Herrera, though she worked closely with the bridal atelier to “ensure accuracy of the copy.”

Herrera said the design was about “the magic and the moment that is the wedding, and also about her (Bella’s) personality, which is very important in a wedding gown. She is this very innocent girl that is believing in her first true love and there is romance and there is fantasy and mystery. I took all that into consideration.”

Setting aside the fact that this dress is… arguably… very ugly (though we’re pretty anti-satin all the time), would you wear this?

Let’s say it wasn’t Twilight-branded, would it appeal?

And let’s say that–since it is–would the vampire movie association deter you?

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(via Today)