You would like to see the world’s ugliest bag? Are you ready to have your eyeballs scalded by all kinds of misapplied denim? This:
Someone did not realize that potpourri means “decorative mix of dried flowers” and not “every scrap of fabric in my house just thrown onto this here bag.” Presumably, someone is now walking around in that house with their buttocks just out in the breeze. On the upside, we like that the announcer’s face is trying so hard to move its grimace into something approximately resembling a smile. Keep trying, announcer lady. Keep trying. Don’t let the woman who made this bag near your pants.