Are you planning on breaking out a velvet dress this holiday season? We’re looking forward to seeing a ton of them at Christmas parties. Men are going to get weird and maybe kind of xenophobic and/or nose-plunging around you. We’d like to take a moment to note that no opinions are a reflection on TheGloss team. No. Seriously. We really want to divorce ourselves from these in particular. We didn’t expect that, kind of thought this would be cheerful.