For Spring 2012, the house of Versace has tapped supermodel Gisele Bundchen to pose poolside in a super ’80s-looking shoot by Mert & Marcus. Although the typical Versace flare is in place–big hair! grommeted bustiers wrapped around glistening, oiled breasts! upskirt shots and stilettos!–the photographers put their own touches on the images with the washed-out blue and unusual backdrop of arid landscape.

And it wouldn’t be a Versace ad without a man looking ridiculous. Ryan Barrett is saddled with the role: