Remember that one moment of excitement when we learned Versace was going to collaborate with H&M on yet another affordable capsule collection? Remember how it was squashed approximately 6 seconds later when we learned it would only be online? Yes, H&M is still without a US e-commerce site. Were they to slap one together in a timely manner, cynical fashion writers across the internet predicted a fiasco on par with Missoni for Target. Anyway, here’s a selection of things you will not be able to buy. …Thankfully, it’s ugly.