Victoria Beckham covers the March issue of Numéro Tokyo, and she looks as un-Posh-like as we’ve ever seen her. Maybe it’s the hair, which makes her look about ten years younger than she is. Or maybe it’s the fact that she doesn’t look emaciated, for a change. Or maybe it’s simply because David Beckham isn’t posing with her.

I’d give this cover a solid “meh.”