Having conquered swimsuits and lingerie, Victoria’s Secret is now trying to get in on the all-important Halloween costume market. Might we offer them some suggestions? These all come directly from the last-minute ensembles my friends and I pulled together in college.

  • Slutty nurse
  • Slutty cavewoman
  • Slutty angel
  • Slutty cop
  • Slutty kitten
  • Slutty fairy
  • Slutty devil
  • Slutty French maid
  • Slutty witch
  • Slutty pumpkin
  • Slutty ghost
  • Slutty Princess Leia
  • Slutty rabbit
  • Slutty slut who sluts