Exercise is lame! Important businessmen who sit at their desks all day being important are too busy being important to go to the gym like a commoner! Thankfully, there is now at last a product that addresses the needs of these consumers. Equmen, an Australia-based clothing company, has produced a line of shapewear for men that purports to provide back support, boost circulation, and improve posture. The underwear, which is awesomely called “wonder pants,” smooth down that beer gut a little bit while still making you feel like you’re not wearing some kind of lady undergarments. If you do want lady undergarments, though, a womens’ line called Equfem will be launching in 2012. Good thing those of us of the female persuasion do not have any stress or ever sit at desks!