In an interview Glamour‘s May issue, Lauren Conrad talks about what happens when reality TV editors get a hold of footage — they slice it up, insert comments where comments were not, and cut sentences apart to get what they need. “These poor editors have to make something out of nothing sometimes, because so much money goes into every shoot,” she said.

Well, we thought that sounded like fun, so here, we’ve taken quotes from Lauren’s interview somewhat out of context in order to caption her photos. Fun!

Photos by Peggy Sirota via Glamour