Just this. This is the kind of look that’s great, because you can wear it to a basketball game and then afterwards you can wear it to a black tie party, and it will be equally appropriate both places. You’ll get these really excited reactions from people, and it will be so great.

Seriously, all my guy friends are forever telling me “it’s great when a woman looks terrific all dressed up, but what you really want is someone who can also look great wearing a Scream mask. It’s all anyone wants. It’s all anyone ever wants.”

Ladies, be on this trend.