Slogan t-shirts are a preferred taste. One person may think a message is absolutely hilarious while another person might look at the t-shirt and be horrified that it exists. You would think that babies would be safe from the head-scratching messages but they aren’t. There are plenty of baby onesies that are printed with WTF statements. (See the fat-shaming “I Hate My Thighs” bodysuit controversy for more proof.) It’s a good thing that the kids wearing these onesies can’t read so they can’t be impacted by the ridiculous bodysuits their parents put them in.
Check out the 13 baby onesies that you can actually dress your kid in:
Every parent wants a F bomb on their kid’s chest, especially if it is printed in massive, bold capital letters. It’s cute though because the bodysuit is pink, right?
In case you weren’t offended enough by the previous one, there are multiple versions of the “Fuck The Police” baby onesie including this one with a gun.
It’s inappropriate for an adult to wear a shirt that discusses his penis size. It’s beyond that this WTF bodysuit is available in the 0-3 months size.
Forget about underage teenage boys wearing beer shirts. You can now dress your three-month-old baby in a onesie to show his/her love of vodka.
If only the barcode was three times the size so the text wouldn’t be as noticeable, or better yet, it would be a lot better if the text was removed completely.
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The inclusion of the boat graphic doesn’t make this one any less dirty. Grandpa and Grandma would even know how inappropriate it is.
Ugh. The slogan is bad enough without the inclusion of the double row of stitches.
Most parents try to teach their kid’s about bullying. Then there are evidently those parents who want their kids to be the bullies.
Discussing binge drinking on a baby bodysuit is always a brilliant idea.
Ummm…I think whatever parents want to put their kid in this onesie need to be questioned somewhere.
Argh. No. The slogan was bad enough. The massive sperm with the crazy eyes makes it even worse.
This is the perfect bodysuit for your little one to wear to the annual family reunion. It’s guaranteed to make quite an impression.
We’ve had some alcohol-themed baby onesies, so you have to make sure to get the drug references in there too.