Question: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Carine Roitfeld is stepping down as the editor of French Vogue!!!! AFTER 10 YEARS!!!!! And she was so GOOD. And she kept MODELS on the COVER. AND NOW SHE’S GOING TO PURSUE PERSONAL PROJECTS WTF? What will become of us? What will become of French Vogue? What will we do!? WE IS FASHION ORPHANS!

Answer: Nothing.

Nothing will happen to you.

You didn’t work there.

Si Newhouse will find a new editor. That new editor will ostensibly keep the magazine same while talking a lot about “changes.”

At some point, she/he (it could be a he!) will most likely put celebrities on the cover.

You are not a fashion orphan. This does not really concern you. You can barely read French.

Everyone calm the fuck down.

That’s all.