It’s a question every woman has to wrestle with at some point. Is this item a shirt? Or is it a dress?

Like with this shress/drirt, pictured at left. To me, the piece clearly says shirt. But apparently, to the woman wearing it, who is also someone that hangs out on mountainsides, it says dress. I guess that when I’m faced with the threat of vagina exposure form even the slightest breeze, I can’t help but think, “You know what would solve that problem? Pants.”