We came across this guide explaining when it is appropriate for college girls to wear sweatpants. Pretty much all the time, it would appear.

Now, to be fair, that might be true because people are in college. There is also probably a “college girl’s guide to having sex with coke dealers.” Things you do in college are not things you do in the world that exists after college. You can consult Animal House to see why this is so. In honor of that, we made you another guide to determine when you should be wearing sweatpants. This one is for you, adult ladies: